Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
There were too many variables.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?