What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?