What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Low battery.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do fish do at parades?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?