What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?