Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Because they were his Lucky Charms™!
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Guitarists are so stressed out.