Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?