What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
A palm tree.
How do eggs end a TV show?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?