What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Bow tie.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are frogs always so happy?