Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?