Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?