What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do plants hate algebra?