What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?