What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
A wet blanket.
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?