Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
It was sick of being kicked around!
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?