Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?