What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What was the first animal in space?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Where do hamsters come from?