Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What sport requires no movement at all?