Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
In a ham-mock.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?