What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why do plants hate algebra?