Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
A bull.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which animal will never go bald?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?