Why are cause and effect so close?
They're related.
Which musician loves to make chili?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.