What's a car's favorite TV show?
Law and Order SUV.
When do cows get tired?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did spring break up with winter?