What did the sardine call the submarine?
A can of people.
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What table can you never sit at?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?