What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why was the dog so popular?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the scariest letter?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?