What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a tornado's favorite game?