What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?