What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the bud so shy?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?