What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which animals make the best football players?
How is life like toilet paper?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?