What's a father's favorite flower?
A dad-fodil.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do you measure a millennial?