Which animals make the best football players?
Rams.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?