How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking poop from someone.
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Board Game With A Twist
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's a doll's favorite car?