What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Disc-o.
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Can February March?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the loudest sport?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did March say to the madness?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?