What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?