Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
The salad bar.
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?