What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the frog starve?