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They love to be buttered up!
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How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What animals make the best baseball players?