What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hissssss-tory.
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?