What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Free Bird.
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animals make the best students?
Who invented fractions?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do cats wear to work?
What happens when grass goes out of town?