What's the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?