What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why was the bud so shy?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?