What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What happens when grass goes out of town?