What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?