What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Bananas. They are known for their splits.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What sport is full of interior designers?
How did the tree get lost?