What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?