What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The dog has a louder bark.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's the king of all school supplies?