Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?