Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
In the dog house.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?