When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why is furniture so generous?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why was the moth so unpopular?