When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why do cows wear bells?