Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do stars go to college?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?