Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
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What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What school subject really rocks?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?