Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Baggage claim.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
When does a horse talk?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
I'm not a bad putter.
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?