What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How do baseball players always stay cool?